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3.0

老夫子

導演:
桂治洪
主演:
王沙,矮冬瓜,李菁,劉陸華
别名:
未知
3.0
1人評分
粤语
語言
1976-10-02
上映時間
未知
片長
簡介:
老夫子(王沙)一覺醒來,見已是日上三竿,急忙催醒仍熟睡的大蕃薯(矮冬瓜)。二人忙亂一番,便去做晨運。  在樹林曠地中,老夫子打出少林拳招式,揮拳踢腿之際,褲襠突然裂開,情狀至爲狼狽。幸而大蕃薯早就爲他備有另一條褲子,讓他換上,始未貽笑大方。時有一漂亮女郎在附近做柔軟體操,一飛仔對之蠢蠢欲動。老夫子立即上前負起「護花」之責,但反被飛仔打得天旋地轉。幸好該女郎功夫不凡,將飛仔擊退。  老夫子坐在公園長椅上休息,無意間坐於旁一位文弱書生,居然亮刀向他行劫。老夫子乃交出一張五百元大鈔,書生接得錢即飛步離去。老夫子見計得酬,開懷大笑,蓋那是僞鈔也!豈知,未幾又有一名歹徒前來行劫,老夫子只得把身上的真鈔交出,好不懊喪!  老夫子前往公司上班,由於很多人搶著搭巴士,老夫子時而幫助婦孺,時而又被壯漢擠開,弄得來過好幾輛巴士都搭不上,反而鬧出連場笑話。迨去到趙氏洋行時,已遲到十五分鐘,遭趙經理嚴詞指責。  趙經理垂涎職員陳小姐(李菁)的姿色,特將她叫進經理室去,色迷迷加上一番甜言蜜語。老夫子卻偏偏藉故作梗。趙經理怒不可遏,聲稱要開除老夫子。老夫子不懼淫威,謂他昨晚曾目睹趙偕一女子進某酒店,當向趙妻報告。爭持間,趙妻來到,趙經理當即換上另一副面孔,對妻子謂老夫子如何解救了他之遇劫之類,且聲言除給老夫子加薪五百大元外,還升他當主任,老夫子聞言好不高興。怎知趙妻一走,趙便向老夫子施以拳腳,直把他打得遍體鱗傷,並將他開除。  老夫子前往大蕃薯跌打醫館求醫。大蕃薯專醫奇難雜症,醫術果也了得。老夫子身上之傷痛,當然很輕易便被他治好。大蕃薯且對老夫子之被開除安慰一番,約他同去跟秦先生(劉陸華)飲下午茶聊天以解不快。  秦先生年近三十,雖對林小姐(莊莉)甚是愛慕,但始終無法追到手。大蕃薯又鑑於陳小姐對老夫子的印象甚佳,乃鼓勵他們二人積極向意中人展開追求攻勢,且認爲追女子需講究策略,有的放矢,乃特授以「錦囊妙計」。秦先生與老夫子俱依「計」去做,不料同告碰壁,蓋彼此之「錦囊」調換了也!後查出失敗癥結,重整旗鼓,秦先生與老夫子遂得以跟各自的意中人把臂同遊.  一日,老夫子與陳小姐在樹下喁喁談心,樹上突然跳下一位又胖又醜的女子來,一把將老夫子摟住。原來,那是老夫子的表妹,一直癡纏老夫子,老夫子對她非常討厭。現她居然摟住老夫子,狀似親熱,陳小姐誤以爲老夫子另有心上人,怒而離去,聲稱與老夫子的關係一刀兩斷。  老夫子失去陳小姐,悶悶不樂,大蕃薯與秦先生約他一同去釣魚解悶。沒想到趙經理也到湖邊垂釣,卻遇一幫飛仔打劫,老夫子奮起營救,趙乃有驚無險。因此,趙在感激之中,叫老夫子重新到公司去上班,老夫子喜不自勝。而陳小姐在老夫子的「願以一死明志」下,也恢復了跟老夫子相愛至篤。  老夫子與陳小姐結婚之日到了,秦先生當伴郎,林小姐作伴娘,大蕃薯是證婚人,一齊乘著一架大花車去接新娘,不料一幫歹徒居然以奇謀妙計劫新娘車,因而引起一波三折,險象紛呈。最後老夫子和大番薯開溜了。
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